Things I don't miss about England

Drunks shouting outside our flat every night, the weather, bad service, small double beds, the weather, antisocial behaviour, pigeons eating vomit from the night before, the weather, everything being so expensive, having the car vandalised regularly, stag parties staying in our road, not being able to go into the city centre on a weekend night, being verbally abused while out jogging, the weather.