|Montreal, where they all have accents|
I like to shout at the radio. Last night, making dinner while listening to the CBC ...
Presenter -"OOh I do love their British accents."
Me - "WE don't have accents. Do they actually think we are speaking the Canadian language with English accents for God's sake? THEY have the accents. We are speaking English."
Husband from other room - "Now now, dear."
British friend who lives in Montreal - "I say gas and I say petrol. "
Husband- "you mean you're bilingual?"
Friend on hearing I like to meet new people - "Yes well, you have that all-people-are-fascinating thing. I have the all-people-are a**holes thing."